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T-Shirt — "If you can read this... you're standing too close to my muffins."

£15.87Price
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Light, soft, and a little bit cheeky — this unisex tee brings a playful vibe to quiet mornings and casual meetups. The design features an angry-but-adorable muffin character with the line “If you can read this... you’re standing too close to my muffins,” offering a wink of humor without shouting. Wear it when you want to keep your personal space with a smile: grocery runs, bakery visits, coffee dates, or lounging at home. The lightweight ring-spun cotton feels airy all day, while the smooth print sits flat and vivid on the fabric. Small details like the ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and pearlized tear-away label keep the fit tidy and comfortable, wash after wash. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean you can enjoy the shirt with fewer worries about chemicals or sourcing. Comes with durable DTF sleeve/label prints and a classic crewneck silhouette that layers easily under jackets or over long-sleeves.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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