This lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee carries a cheeky woodland scene — a tiny mouse offering a cupcake to an amused badger — with handwritten-style lettering that reads a sassy, tongue-in-cheek line. The soft fabric drapes easily, so it sits comfortably for lounging at home, running errands, or pairing with jeans for a relaxed café run. The monochrome print pops on dark shirts and has a hand-drawn charm that feels personal, witty, and a little mischievous. Wear it when you want to show off dry humor without shouting — the design does the talking in a playful, low-key way.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, cleaner fit
- Durable, high-quality print: DTG print for main art and DTF for sleeve/neck labels where used
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
I'd Rather Eat My Own Arse T-Shirt — Funny Badger & Mouse Graphic Tee
