Funny "Touch My Brownies I Dare You" Tote Bag — Cute Angry Brownie Shoulder Tote

This cotton shoulder tote carries a cheeky, playful vibe: a grumpy cartoon brownie stands guard beneath the bold line “Touch my brownies, I dare you.” The bright blue all-over print makes the design pop, while white long handles keep it light and easy to sling over your shoulder. It feels like a little mood badge — clever, funny, and practical — that slips into everyday life whether you’re running errands, heading to a bake sale, or bringing snacks to a picnic. The reinforced stitching at the handles adds quiet reliability, and REACH-certified inks keep the colors vibrant wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% cotton body for a natural, breathable feel
- Long white handles for comfortable shoulder carry
- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for extra durability
- Lightweight construction and one-size fit (18.3" x 16.5")
- All-over print using REACH-certified inks for vivid, lasting color

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not tumble dry