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Funny T‑Shirt — "You Can Have My Whisk… When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands"

£15.87Price
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        Light, breathable, and built to be worn while kneading, stirring, and laughing through late-night baking sessions. This soft cotton tee carries a cheeky kitchen-ready print that reads like an inside joke between bakers — a little irreverent, a little stubborn, and entirely unapologetic. Wear it while whisking batter, wrapping up dough, or settling in with a hot drink after a long day; the lightweight fabric and classic crew neck keep you comfortable whether you’re hopping between oven racks or lounging on the couch. The slightly vintage, hand-drawn graphic pairs perfectly with worn denim and an apron, anchoring a look that says: you love baking enough to take it seriously, but not yourself. Comes with durable printing on the front and reinforced construction that stays handsome wash after wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit—no side seams—for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Durable DTG/DTF prints: bold front graphic and optional sleeve or neck prints
- OEKO‑TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2‑year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: The Gourmet Brownie Company, Gourmetbrownieco@gmail.com, 15 Lancer Road, Shawbury,, Shropshire, ENG, SY1 4FF, GB

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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