Funny 'I Gave Everyone Salmonella' Cooking Apron

Bright, cheeky, and unapologetically funny — this red cotton apron puts a playful twist on kitchen mishaps. Bold white script at the chest reads, “no one remembers the other food, but the one time I gave everyone salmonella…,” so every time you tie it on you get a laugh before the cooking begins. Lightweight and breathable with a durable overlocked hem, the apron moves easily with you at the stove or grill. The one-size tie-back design lets you adjust the fit, while the single-sided, all-over print keeps the look clean and focused. Wear it for casual weeknight dinners, backyard barbecues, or when friends come over to taste-test your latest experiment — it’s for cooks with a sharp sense of humor who enjoy being the life of the party and don’t take themselves too seriously.

Product features
- 100% cotton body with polyester sublimation coating for vivid, long-lasting print
- Lightweight construction for easy movement while cooking
- Overlocked seams for reinforced durability
- Adjustable tie-back closure and one-size fit
- One-sided print with white straps

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron