Funny Chef Apron — "Eat it or don’t. I actually don’t give a Shit" Novelty Apron
£24.52Price
This 100% cotton apron brings attitude to the kitchen with bold, full-color one-sided art. A gruff, tattooed chef smolders on a deep black background, ladle in hand and sauce splattered across his apron — the headline reads, “Eat it, or don’t.. I actually don’t give a Shit.” Lightweight and easy to move in, it ties at the back for a secure fit and features durable overlocked seams to hold up through messy meals and frequent wear. The sublimation-coated cotton keeps the print vivid and textured, making it a funny, unapologetic piece for home cooks, backyard grillers, or anyone who likes their kitchen humor uncensored.
Product features
- 100% cotton with polyester sublimation coating for vivid, durable print
- Overlocked seams for reinforced, long-lasting construction
- Lightweight fabric for comfortable movement while cooking
- Tie-back closure with white straps — one size fits most adults
- One-sided full-color print on a black background
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron


