Funny Baking Apron — "No thanks. The last time you baked, I got the shits"

A cheeky, black cotton apron printed with a retro-style illustration of a bunny offering baked goods to a startled hedgehog and the hand-lettered line: “No thanks. The last time you baked, I got the shits.” Lightweight and sturdy, it’s designed for adults who cook with a sense of humor. The apron’s white straps and one-sided print keep the artwork front-and-center while the overlocked seams and tie-back closure make it easy to wear and move in during busy kitchen sessions. This apron adds playful attitude to casual baking afternoons, chaotic holiday kitchens, or anytime you want to spark a laugh while keeping splatters off your clothes.

Product features
- 100% cotton with polyester sublimation coating for vibrant, long-lasting print
- Overlocked seams for reinforced durability
- Lightweight construction for comfortable movement
- Tie-back closure and one size for adjustable fit
- One-sided print with white straps

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron