Funny Badger & Mouse Apron — "I'd Rather Eat My Own Arse, But Thank You"

This lightweight cotton apron brings a cheeky, irreverent voice to everyday kitchen moments. A playful skunk and tiny mouse share center stage above a hand-lettered line that reads “I’d rather eat my own arse, but thank you,” giving the apron a sly, humorous edge that’s equal parts cute and brazen. The single-sided print on crisp black fabric keeps the artwork bold and easy to read, while white straps frame the piece with clean contrast. Wear it while flipping pancakes, tending the grill, or serving snacks at a laid-back gathering — it’s for people who cook with a wink and don’t take themselves too seriously.

Product features
- 100% cotton body with polyester sublimation coating for vivid single-sided print
- Lightweight construction for easy movement in the kitchen
- Durable overlocked seams for long-lasting wear
- Tie-back closure with white straps for adjustable fit
- One size adult apron, white strap color

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron