Funny Apron — "I Haven't Poisoned Anyone Yet (But There's Always a First Time)"

Bold, cheeky, and impossible to ignore — this adult apron brings a sharp sense of humor to every kitchen, barbecue, or potluck. The bright red fabric and large white lettering deliver a playful warning: “I haven’t poisoned anyone yet (but there’s always a first time).” Lightweight and easy to move in, the apron keeps cooks clean while letting their personality take the lead. The tie-back closure and one-size cut make it quick to slip on before dinner, baking sessions, or late-night snack runs. It’s the kind of apron that starts conversations, earns laughs, and becomes part of memorable gatherings where playful banter and good food meet.

Product features
- 100% cotton with polyester sublimation coating for vibrant, durable print
- Overlocked seams for reinforced durability
- Lightweight construction for comfortable movement
- Tie-back closure and one-size fit for easy wearing
- One-sided print with white straps for bold contrast

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron