Chef Apron – "I Can’t Remember If I Washed My Hands" Funny Kitchen Apron

Bring warmth and humor into the kitchen with this lightweight cotton apron featuring a cheeky vintage chef illustration and the line “I can’t remember — I washed my hands.” The one-sided sublimation print sits high on the chest so the artwork stays visible while you bake, grill, or prep. White straps and tie-back closure let you adjust the fit easily. Durable overlocked seams stand up to busy nights and frequent washes, while the breathable cotton with a polyester coating keeps the print vibrant. This apron slips into casual dinner parties, weekend baking sessions, or cozy holiday cookouts — a playful piece that keeps you comfortable and smiling as you work.

Product features
- 100% cotton with polyester sublimation coating for vibrant, long-lasting print
- Durable overlocked seams for reinforced construction
- Lightweight and breathable for comfortable movement
- Adjustable tie-back closure with white straps for a customizable fit
- One-sided print; one size designed for adults

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron