Apron — 'They're Not A Bit Overbaked, They're Fu%$ed' Funny Baking Apron

This black cotton apron brings sharp, dark-humor charm to the kitchen. A cheeky white illustration near the chest shows a rabbit offering a steaming tray of baked goods to an anxious hedgehog, with bold hand-lettered text that reads: "They're not a bit overbaked: they're fucked." Lightweight and breathable, the apron moves easily while you cook, bake, or host — keeping flour, drips, and spills off your clothes while making guests laugh (or squirm). The single-sided, high-contrast print sits over the torso so the design is visible when you’re serving or photographing your creations. White straps let you tie and adjust the fit quickly. This apron is for adults who like their kitchen wit raw, honest, and unapologetic.

Product features
- 100% cotton body with polyester sublimation coating for a crisp one-sided print
- Lightweight construction for easy movement while cooking or baking
- Durable overlocked seams for long-lasting wear
- Tie-back closure with white straps for adjustable, secure fit
- One size adult apron — single-sided print centered on the chest

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron