Apron — "They're Gluten Free... Unfortunately They're Also Fucking Horrible"

This charcoal-black apron brings a wicked sense of humor to the kitchen. A playful hedgehog and rabbit share a plate above bold, hand-lettered text that reads, “They’re gluten free. Unfortunately, they’re also fucking horrible.” The contrast of crisp white print on deep black makes the illustration pop, while the lightweight cotton with a polyester sublimation coating keeps the design sharp and soft to the touch. The tie-back straps and overlocked seams give straightforward, reliable wear for casual cooks, bakers, and anyone who loves stirring in a little sarcasm with their recipes. Wear it while hosting a laid-back dinner, baking with friends, or flipping pancakes on a slow weekend — it’s for people who appreciate dark humor and want to make guests laugh before the food even arrives.

Product features
- 100% cotton body with polyester sublimation coating for vivid one-sided print
- Lightweight construction for easy movement while cooking
- Durable overlocked seams for long-lasting wear
- Tie-back closure with white straps; one size fits most adults
- One-sided print on black background; adult-only product

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron