Apron — 'Keep Licking It. Saves Me Washing The Fucking Thing.' Funny Chef Apron

A cheeky, black cotton apron that brings a wink to the kitchen. Soft-weight fabric with a smooth sublimation coating holds the bold white illustration: two playful otters cooking together and the tongue-in-cheek line, “Keep licking it. Saves me washing the fucking thing.” Lightweight and easy to tie, it moves with you while you flip pancakes, baste ribs, or entertain friends. The one-sided print and crisp contrast give the design extra pop against the dark background. Wear it when you want to set a relaxed, mischievous tone at a backyard barbecue, late-night cooking session, or casual dinner party. It’s for people who cook with a sense of humor and don’t take themselves too seriously—perfect for rowdy holiday meals, house gatherings, or lazy weekend brunches.

Product features
- 100% cotton with polyester sublimation coating for vibrant, long-lasting print
- Overlocked seams for reinforced durability
- Lightweight construction for easy movement
- Tie-back closure with white straps and one size fits most
- One-sided print with bold contrast on black background

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron