Apron — “If I’d Known You Were Coming I’d Have Hid the Cake” Funny Kitchen Apron

Black cotton apron stamped with cheeky white lettering that reads: “If I’d known you were coming I’d have hid the cake.” Lightweight and durable, it slips on and ties at the back so you can duck in and out of the kitchen hands-free. The bold chalk-style script and deep black background give it a playful, slightly mischievous vibe — great for bakers who laugh at their own sly little secrets. Wear it while frosting, serving, or standing guard by the dessert table to add humor and personality to the moment.

Product features
- 100% cotton body with polyester sublimation coating for vivid one-sided print
- Lightweight construction for comfortable movement while cooking or baking
- Overlocked seams for stronger, longer-lasting edges
- White tie-back straps with adjustable tie closure
- One size adult apron, sourced blank from China

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron