Apron — "I Only Cook When The Chippy Is Closed" Funny Kitchen Apron

This black cotton apron speaks with a wink: bold lettering reads “I only cook when the chippy is closed,” giving the wearer a playful, cheeky vibe every time they step into the kitchen. Lightweight and comfortable, it drapes easily while the white tie-back straps let you adjust the fit. Overlocked seams keep it durable through frequent use and washes, while the single-sided, vibrant sublimation print stays bright against the dark background. Wear it for relaxed weeknight dinners, casual cookouts, or when you want to declare your loyal devotion to takeaway nights with a laugh.

Product features
- 100% cotton body with polyester sublimation coating for vivid, long-lasting print
- Overlocked seams for added durability
- Lightweight design for easy, comfortable movement
- Adjustable tie-back closure with white straps
- One-sided print; one size fits most adults

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron